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#1 23-11-13 12:40:54

Gizmotime
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From: Bolton Lancashire
Registered: 05-04-04
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Have a Cup Of Tea

My house as been remortgaged

My car re-possessed

I’ve just been made redundant

job centre couldn’t care less

The tele’s on the blink

I’ve been barred from the Black Swan

And all my mother can say is

Never mind I’ll put kettle on





I’ve been fined by the library

And I still can’t find mi book

Corner shop chippy’s shut down

I’ve no oven on which to cook

My dogs got fleas

I’ve got a leak in mi sink

My mother says I’ll put kettle on

And tips me a wink





I’ve a week left to eviction

And still aint found a flat

I’ve managed to find dog a home

But nobody wants mi rat

I’m off round to mi mothers

She says she wants a chat

But if she reaches for that !!!!!!!! kettle

I know where I’m gonna put the rat

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#2 24-11-13 08:51:29

AUTAX
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Registered: 22-07-11
Posts: 1,032

Re: Have a Cup Of Tea

Ah, one for the pot.  smile


Be Fear-less, go GEAR-LESS!

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#3 24-11-13 16:27:31

Gizmotime
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From: Bolton Lancashire
Registered: 05-04-04
Posts: 1,962

Re: Have a Cup Of Tea

It's gone cold waiting for you  big_smile

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