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#1 08-04-13 14:17:19

CantThinkofaName
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Registered: 01-01-12
Posts: 294

Some amusing signage

These are quite humorous signs. Anyone seen any related to Driving school vehicles? I always thought would be good to have a sign saying "Caution driver under construction".

Sign over a Gynaecologist's Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."


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In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."


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On a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels


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On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."


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On another Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."


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On a Church's Bill board:
"7 days without God makes one weak."


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At a Tire Store
"Invite us to your next blowout."


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On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."


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In a Non-smoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
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On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push."


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On a Taxidermist's window:
"We really know our stuff."


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On a Fence:
"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!"


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At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."


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Outside a Car Exhaust Store:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."


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In a Vets waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"


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In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up."


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In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."


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And don't forget the sign at a
RADIATOR SHOP:
"Best place in town to take a leak."


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Sign on the back of yet another
Septic Tank Truck:
"Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"
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At an Optometrist's Office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.


DKL Driving School Belfast www.drivinglessonsbelfast.co.uk

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Re: Some amusing signage



#2 14-04-13 10:11:43

DonT
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Registered: 08-10-11
Posts: 141

Re: Some amusing signage

Sign at Northampton General Hospital:

'FAMILY PLANNING ADVICE

Use Rear Entrance'

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