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#1 10-08-11 07:18:05

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Take the mick out of a rioter

I reckon the only way to beat the rioters is to take the mickey out of them with some good old fashioned jokes - after all, it's the only defence we have against them, isn't it? So here's one for starters:

Met Police confirm that should riots threaten London's fashion district they will adopt a size zero tolerance

OK - probably the worst riot jokes ever, but anyone got any more?

Hilary


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#2 10-08-11 11:53:44

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Re: Take the mick out of a rioter

Why do Anarchist always write in lowercase letters?

Cos there against Capitalism!!


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#3 10-08-11 12:15:05

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Re: Take the mick out of a rioter

Hilary as our Silly Season has almost come to an end,we are now going to lend you lovely people our Water Cannon and 25 armoured Land Rovers,take good care of them now cause we will need them back next year for sure...lol


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#4 10-08-11 14:29:15

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Re: Take the mick out of a rioter

Nice comments folks!
Here's another -

In copy cat attempts at vandalism, more would be rioters have gone to a drive in movie and slashed all the seats

Hilary


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#5 10-08-11 21:34:44

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Re: Take the mick out of a rioter

What about the rioter who tried to loot Amazon by throwing a brick through his monitor  big_smile

Don't know who did this but quite good:

#6 11-08-11 05:19:33

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Re: Take the mick out of a rioter

Last night looters raided the Spurs trophy room and took everything.

Police are looking for 2 men carrying a Black and White carpet.

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#7 11-08-11 07:45:03

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Re: Take the mick out of a rioter

Looting the pound shop! Feeding junk food addictions tongue


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#8 11-08-11 10:23:46

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Re: Take the mick out of a rioter

Sorry Hilary I understand where you're coming from but this is no laughing matter, go out and take the p**s out these loons and they will probably do you some serious damage.
Stick em all on a island with all their tellys and trainers and nothing else, they may realise how valuable these are when they have feed themselves.


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#9 11-08-11 11:39:16

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Re: Take the mick out of a rioter

I doubt they'll be doing any more damage round Manchester - mambies that they are, they've been put off by a bit of rain ;-)

I honestly wouldn't worry about them - they're not the sharpest knives in the box as you've probably seen from the reports. I always reckon the best way to beat bullies and followers is to make them feel small. Now the communities have risen up against them as well, they've suddenly gone awfully quiet.

Hilary.


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#10 11-08-11 16:27:56

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Re: Take the mick out of a rioter

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#11 11-08-11 17:04:54

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Re: Take the mick out of a rioter

Not had time to through them all. I used to think I had an imagination but nothing like the folk that put those together.
Brilliant!

Hilary


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#12 11-08-11 17:17:28

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Re: Take the mick out of a rioter

Some of those are brilliant, very inventive and funny. Love the sesame street one  big_smile


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#13 11-08-11 19:30:03

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Re: Take the mick out of a rioter

Who said stick them on an island, I know we have a tunnel in England but are we not still an island?

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#14 16-08-11 19:33:59

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Re: Take the mick out of a rioter

THE RIOTERS PRAYER
Our father, who art in prison, my mum knows not his name, thy Riots come, read it in the sun, in Birmingham, as it is in London, give us this day our Welfare bread & forgive us our looting, as we're happy to loot those who defend stuff against us, lead us not into employment but deliver us free housing, for thine is the tellies, the Burberry & the Barcardi, forever and ever.


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#15 16-08-11 22:48:51

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Re: Take the mick out of a rioter

Saw a Paddy running down the street with a Chicken Tikka Masala last night. He must have got confused when his mates said they were going to rob Curry's.   

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#16 17-08-11 03:41:17

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Re: Take the mick out of a rioter

Very good - the worst ones are the best, if  you know what I mean. ;-) smile

Hilary.


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